Kiren is now a beautiful, single 57-year-old failing student whose birthday gifts should include the following:
- Dentures
- Adult diapers
- Stool softener
- A walking cane
- A powerful laptop with core i7, nVidia graphics, and a big screen so she can see the small players
- A 1-person cruise trip, wherein shuffleboard will be played en route to old folks' favorite locations like: Warm places, dry places, and casinos
Happy birthday, Kiren! May you have many, many Kitkats in your future.
