(Yawn!) Hmmmf? What? Oh! Sorry. I know I have this election in the bag, so I wuz takin' a lil' nappy-poo! The Mitt-miester is out campaigning and spreading nasty rumors about me on the telly again! Michelle has just opened up and cooked up a good, healthy can of Whoop-a** for him!
SHAME ON YOU! Did you forget to help victims of a hurricane?
(Yawn!) Hmmmf? What? Oh! Sorry. I know I have this election in the bag, so I wuz takin' a lil' nappy-poo! The Mitt-miester is out campaigning and spreading nasty rumors about me on the telly again! Michelle has just opened up and cooked up a good, healthy can of Whoop-a** for him!
SHAME ON YOU! Did you forget to help victims of a hurricane?
Hurricane? What hurricane?!?!? I've been busy reviewing Romney's tax returns for the past 30 years! I am too busy for a hurricane!
"Barack" is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
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"Barack" is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
Results so far; punch him out Romney 66%, limp-wristed metrosexual liberal Obama 33%. lol !
See if this echos tonight's election results.
How strange! When I played this (12...maybe 13 times) yesterday, that "Nancy" opponent of mine dropped and cried like a little school girl every time! Now I am quite certain the little pantie waist will do the same in the voting polls tonight!
"Barack" is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
Results so far; punch him out Romney 66%, limp-wristed metrosexual liberal Obama 33%.
See if this echos tonight's election results.
And by the way there Ace-two-face-bunny-boy! Exactly who are you calling "metrosexual" anyway? "Limp-wristed" maybe, but certainly not metrosexual!!
"Barack" is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
Results so far; punch him out Romney 66%, limp-wristed metrosexual liberal Obama 33%.
See if this echos tonight's election results.
And by the way there Ace-two-face-bunny-boy! Exactly who are you calling "metrosexual" anyway? "Limp-wristed" maybe, but certainly not metrosexual!!
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Election Day polls are now open!
Can Mitt beat Obama's throw to home plate? The race is on!
My fellow Amerikuns, don't forget! Today is the day you need to vote for your favorite politician to remain in office! My daughters need new shoes and I certainly can't do that while unemployed now can I ???Come to think of it, guess I better raise some more taxes! Besides, Michelle has been busy planning a new menu of collard greens, spinach and egg plant soup for the school kiddies! Vote, vote, vote!
Four more years!
Four more years!
Four more years!
And after all, what would you do with that worthless Mitt Romney-Rat in office? Why you would be waiting for him to finish counting all of his money that's what! And you'll be waiting a lonnnnnnng time my friends! And Mrs. Romney plans to decorate the oval office with curtains made of 100 dollar bills!!!
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"Barack" is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
Barack_Obama wrote:My fellow Amerikuns, don't forget! Today is the day you need to vote for your favorite politician to remain in office! My daughters need new shoes and I certainly can't do that while unemployed now can I ???Come to think of it, guess I better raise some more taxes! Besides, Michelle has been busy planning a new menu of collard greens, spinach and egg plant soup for the school kiddies! Vote, vote, vote!
Four more years!
Four more years!
Four more years!
And after all, what would you do with that worthless Mitt Romney-Rat in office? Why you would be waiting for him to finish counting all of his money that's what! And you'll be waiting a lonnnnnnng time my friends! And Mrs. Romney plans to decorate the oval office with curtains made of 100 dollar bills!!!
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Today its the big day ohh all my teacher voted for Barack Obama just saying
Jennifer wrote:
Today its the big day ohh all my teachers voted for Barack Obama just saying
Now see? Teachers are smart. They have to be because teachers teach what teachers have been taught, so they can teach. Hmmm, I wonder who teaches the teachers? And THEY are smart enough to vote for......now what was I sayin'? Oh yeah! They voted for ME! What the heck did I just say????
"Barack" is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
Jennifer wrote:
Today its the big day ohh all my teachers voted for Barack Obama just saying
Now see? Teachers are smart. They have to be because teachers teach what teachers have been taught, so they can teach. Hmmm, I wonder who teaches the teachers? And THEY are smart enough to vote for......now what was I sayin'? Oh yeah! They voted for ME! What the heck did I just say????
well I wouldn't call my teacher smart I think Im starter than her..But my point is that you get 9 more votes...
I can hear Romney crying from all the way down the street!
"Barack" is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
freekarol wrote:
A reaction to losing or winning can reveal someone's real personality. So obviously, you are too egoistic or have low self-esteem. :wink
Blah, blah blah. Egotistic or low self-esteem. Who cares? I won!
But my fellow Amerikins, I will be very busy from now on so you may not hear as much from me. Thank you for your enormous taxsupport.
But it is back to the grindstone for this ol' dawg.
Gotta git busy rakin' in those ... I mean trying to reduce the size of our Republican-run government and the mess those nasty ol' G.O.P.'s left this country in 4+ years ago!
Now that I've finally taught that estupido Romney a good lesson about politics, for at least four more years, it's Hasta la vista, baby!
"Barack" is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
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"Barack" is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
I know I have this election in the bag, so I wuz takin' a lil' nappy-poo! The Mitt-miester is out campaigning and spreading nasty rumors about me on the telly again! Michelle has just opened up and cooked up a good, healthy can of Whoop-a** for him!
Hurricane? What hurricane?!?!? I've been busy reviewing Romney's tax returns for the past 30 years! I am too busy for a hurricane!
What the heck did I just say???? 
