Come Forth, Ye Noob!
Posted: 01 Mar 2011, 07:35
Hey, noob, I know you're out there!
Today I witnessed the WORST Internet connection I've EVER seen in this entire game! And it was a pro player hiding in the beginner camps.
This guy's connection was abysmal. I don't understand how they can still kill when their connections are that bad! He never took any steps. He just floated from one space to another.
He wouldn't die from bombs, shots; shit, he even walked through a landmine and didn't die until a minute later.
Come forth and admit who you are! Tell me who in the hell has Internet connection that horrible! I need to know so I can perform a living autopsy!!!!!!
We need to examine your brain to find out how in the hell it is possible to be that bad yet still be able to see the game well enough to kill everyone.
I'm confused.
There's just no explanation for this crap.
Today I witnessed the WORST Internet connection I've EVER seen in this entire game! And it was a pro player hiding in the beginner camps.
This guy's connection was abysmal. I don't understand how they can still kill when their connections are that bad! He never took any steps. He just floated from one space to another.
He wouldn't die from bombs, shots; shit, he even walked through a landmine and didn't die until a minute later.
Come forth and admit who you are! Tell me who in the hell has Internet connection that horrible! I need to know so I can perform a living autopsy!!!!!!
We need to examine your brain to find out how in the hell it is possible to be that bad yet still be able to see the game well enough to kill everyone.
I'm confused.
There's just no explanation for this crap. 
