Slappy's long-overdue and well-deserved holiday
Posted: 29 Aug 2013, 13:42
Friends, once again (finally) it's time for my holiday. So for the next several days you won't see or hear much from me. I'll be spending some time with my two brothers (one lives in Florida, the other in Massachusetts) and one sister, who are all returning home for a few days. Mostly to be spent around a bonfire with a few beers and acoustic guitars, and an occasional game of golf thrown in to keep tempers flared (none of us are good golfers). Below, is the "Official Notice" we issued to our home village on Facebook in preparation of our holiday. See you all soon and as we are watching the sun set and drinking a cold one, I'll be thinking of all of you!
Notice to All Residents of the Village of Edmore, MI:
You are hereby Officially Notified that "the Field Brothers" are AT LARGE and returning to the town of Edmore beginning August 28 and staying through approximately September 7, 2013.
It is strongly advised that you draw your shades, lock your doors, stow all loose personal items securely, and refrain from direct eye contact.
They have been known to consume large amounts of alcoholic beverages, and are to be considered highly vexatious, bothersome, incommodious and a general nuisance.
You have been Officially Notified.
End of Office Notice.
Thank you for noticing our notice.
Notice to All Residents of the Village of Edmore, MI:
You are hereby Officially Notified that "the Field Brothers" are AT LARGE and returning to the town of Edmore beginning August 28 and staying through approximately September 7, 2013.
It is strongly advised that you draw your shades, lock your doors, stow all loose personal items securely, and refrain from direct eye contact.
They have been known to consume large amounts of alcoholic beverages, and are to be considered highly vexatious, bothersome, incommodious and a general nuisance.
You have been Officially Notified.
End of Office Notice.
Thank you for noticing our notice.
What the hell am I doing wrong